Sunday, May 31, 2015

AMERICAN POLICE STYLE:
Allow the thief
to catch you, then you catch
the thief.
CHINA POLICE STYLE: Chase the
thief until he becomes tired, then you catch
him.
ARAB POLICE STYLE: Kidnap
the thief's wife
and threaten the thief to
surrender.
INDIAN POLICE STYLE: Sing for
the thief until
he comes close to you, then
catch him.
NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE: Catch
any person on the street, beat him until
he agrees that
he's a thief ...
CAMEROON POLICE STYLE catch the thief and make him bribe u to let him go
TRUE OR FALSE

Friday, May 29, 2015

ohh my son

Annoyin 8 year old son
Father: Son can u plz go buy me a soft drink
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke
Son: Diet or regular?
Father: Regular
Son: Bottle or can?
Father: Bottle
Son: 500ml or 1liter?
Father: Damit!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Son: Natural or mineral?
Father: Mineral
Son: Hot or cold?
Father: Im gonna strike u with a broom u
idiot
Son: Stick broom or soft broom?
Father: Stop this u little animal
Son: Cow or pig?
Father: Get the hell out of here u bastard!!!!
Son: Now or later?
Father: Now!!!!
Son: So u gonna throw me out or not?
Father: Im gonna kill u!!!!
Son: With a gun or knife?
Father: Im gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!
Son: In the head or stomach?
Father: You pest!!!!
Son: Cockroach or rat?
Father: Fuck you!!!!
Son: With a condom or flesh?
Father: (Faints)
Son: Are u dead or sleeping?

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

helllllllppppppppppp

please help me i just kidnapped an ebola patient
omg i'm dead please helllllp me

lol

son:daddy which is better death or marriage??
daddy:son i think it's death
mummy:lie son they are the same

hbd

son:daddy how can i do never to forget my wife's birthday
daddy:it's easy just forget it once

b-day

son:daddy how can i do never to forget my wife's birthday
daddy: it's easy just forget it once