Sunday, May 31, 2015

AMERICAN POLICE STYLE:
Allow the thief
to catch you, then you catch
the thief.
CHINA POLICE STYLE: Chase the
thief until he becomes tired, then you catch
him.
ARAB POLICE STYLE: Kidnap
the thief's wife
and threaten the thief to
surrender.
INDIAN POLICE STYLE: Sing for
the thief until
he comes close to you, then
catch him.
NIGERIAN POLICE STYLE: Catch
any person on the street, beat him until
he agrees that
he's a thief ...
CAMEROON POLICE STYLE catch the thief and make him bribe u to let him go
TRUE OR FALSE

Friday, May 29, 2015

ohh my son

Annoyin 8 year old son
Father: Son can u plz go buy me a soft drink
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke
Son: Diet or regular?
Father: Regular
Son: Bottle or can?
Father: Bottle
Son: 500ml or 1liter?
Father: Damit!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Son: Natural or mineral?
Father: Mineral
Son: Hot or cold?
Father: Im gonna strike u with a broom u
idiot
Son: Stick broom or soft broom?
Father: Stop this u little animal
Son: Cow or pig?
Father: Get the hell out of here u bastard!!!!
Son: Now or later?
Father: Now!!!!
Son: So u gonna throw me out or not?
Father: Im gonna kill u!!!!
Son: With a gun or knife?
Father: Im gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!
Son: In the head or stomach?
Father: You pest!!!!
Son: Cockroach or rat?
Father: Fuck you!!!!
Son: With a condom or flesh?
Father: (Faints)
Son: Are u dead or sleeping?

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

helllllllppppppppppp

please help me i just kidnapped an ebola patient
omg i'm dead please helllllp me

lol

son:daddy which is better death or marriage??
daddy:son i think it's death
mummy:lie son they are the same

hbd

son:daddy how can i do never to forget my wife's birthday
daddy:it's easy just forget it once

b-day

son:daddy how can i do never to forget my wife's birthday
daddy: it's easy just forget it once

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

fake girls

let me get this strait
girls wear fake hair,eye lashes,heights,color,fingernails etc and yet they want the real guy ??
please life is not a fairytale wishes don't come true

hahahahha


son:daddy how can i do never to forget my wife's birthday
daddy:it's easy son just forget it once
son:daddy how can i do never to forget my wife's birthday
daddy:it's easy son just forget it once

this are my mum and dad


me and my homie resume school after my tour

bitches


mummy and daddy

my dad was quarrelling with my mum n he wanted to kick her out of our house
dad;woman go and park your things and(my mum's phone rang it was her dad he said to my mum i have sent u 2.5million dollars take 1 million and give ur husband 1.5 million and the phone was on loud speaker so my dad heard it all as she Finnished the call she said to my dad )
mum;yes u said i should park my things and?
dad :i said park your things and give me to wash
lol @comedyklawn

whites vs blacks

( White girl )
1st date - Coffee
2nd date - Flowers
3rd date - kiss
4th date - Sex
( AFRICAN girl )
1st date - Handshake
2nd date - Hug
3rd date - Kiss
4th date - Shoppx
5th date - Attempted sex but failed
6th date - Cinema, BIS, more shoppx
7th date - Attempted sex but failed
8th dats - Shoppx Shoppxx @ shoppxx
9th date - Rape!!!!!!!